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User:45.33.139.47

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  • 00:19, 28 August 2019 Rhubella Marie (talk | contribs) blocked 45.33.0.0/16 (talk) with an expiration time of indefinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Intimidating behaviour/harassment)
STOP!!!

We have found out that you're trying to view a nonexistent page. No, for real, this page does not exist. This text fnord is just a product of your imagination. There's nothing to see here. You can't even be here. You can't be at a place that doesn't exist. Who am I talking to?

Anyway, do not attempt to create this page. No pages can be created before consulting the Conspiracy Authorization Board of Absolute Liars first. If you try to create this page, I guarantee you that soon the entire Board will be out to get you. And it's really annoying when there's someone out to get you, especially if you're that guy called Google and the Board is the Microsoft Board of Directors. Also, remember the privacy policy.

You remember the Uncyclopedia "Danger" template, do you? I mean the alternate one, about maimings. Well, that will happen to you if you don't resist the temptation to click that redlink on that bookmark. Don't say I didn't I warn you.