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There is none.
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Conflict Resolution Policy
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Copyright Policy
As of now, as far as I know, nothing is licensed under anything. So quick, steal Euroipods while no one's looking. It's comedic gold, gold I tell you!
Principle Personell Policy
Purging Policy
Main Article: Purging policy
Purge the Old Stuff.
Transfer of Authority Policy
See Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany for ideas.
Corn
Or as the Indians called it, "maize".